Andrew Lawrence at the Comedy Store

Andrew Lawrence performing stand up on Comedy Central at the Comedy Store August 2012

Love Me Forever

 Motorhead

(live)

Love me forever, or not at all

End of our tether, backs to the wall

You give me your hand, don't you ever ask why

Promise me nothing, live 'til we die

Everything changes, it all stay the same

Everyone guilty, no one to blame

Every way out, brings you back to the start

Everyone dies to break somebody's heart

We are the system, we are the law

We are corruption, worm in the core

One of another, laugh 'til you cry

Faith unto death or a knife in the eye

Everything changes, it all stay the same

Everyone guilty, no one to blame

Every way out, takes you back to the start

Everyone dies to break somebody's heart

Oh, my lost come and take me

Love me or leave me, tell me no lies

Ask me no questions, send me no spies

You know love's a thief, steal your heart in the night

Slip through your fingers, you best hold on tight

Everything changes, it all stay the same

Everyone guilty, no one to blame

Every way out, brings you back to the start

Everyone dies to break somebody's heart

Oh, my lost come and take me

Songwriters: Ian Fraser Kilmister / Philip Anthony Campbell / Philip John Taylor / Richard Burston Michael

Hope in Fear

Remain In Silence, 1987

Black Heart

Marc and the Mambas, Live 1983

Dorian Cleavenger

No Fear

 2Pac (ft. Biggie) 

Ha ha ha...fuck all y'all...fuck all y'all...I don't need nobody

Fuck 'em...Fuck all y'all

[Verse 1]

Money gone fuck friends

I need a homie that know me

when all these muthafuckin' cops be on me

I got problems ain't nobody calling back

now what the fuck is happenin' with my ballin' cats

Remember me I'm ya homie that was down to brawl

Sippin' Hennessy hanging with the clowns and

all we used to do is drink brew, screw and common knew

we had bitches by the dozens oh we fuckin' cousins

You can throw ya middle finger if ya feel me loc

a nigga just got paid and we still was broke

It took time but finally the cash was mine

all the rewards of a hustler stuck in the grind

Look around and all I see is snakes and faces

like scavengers waitin' to take a hustler's pape's

and when you stuck where the fuck is all ya friends

They straight busted and can't be trusted fuck y'all

[Chorus]

Fuck all y'all [2x]

[Verse 2]

I'm sippin' Tanqueray and juice and what's the use

cause I'm a hopeless thug

Ain't no love reminiscing on how close we was

way back in the day before they put the crack in the way

and heeyyy how much money can you stack in a day

It's gettin' rough collect calls from my niggas in court

I recollect we used to ball now just living's enough

I stand tall in the winter summer spring or fall

Thug for life scrawled all across the wall

and all about my dollars make me wanna holla

drop an album sell a million give a fuck about tomorrow

I know it's gettin' crazy after dark

these marks keep on huffin' and puffin'

ain't no fear in my heart

What's going on in the ghetto still struggle and strive

I still roll with the heater smokin' chocolate thai

In 94 I'll be going solo

too many problems with my own

so I'm rolling do-do

Fuck all y'all

[Chorus 3x]

[Verse 3]

I went from rags to riches quick

to socialising with the baddest bitches

went from a bucket to a rag with switches

I'm seein' death around the corner

I'm bumpin' Gloriaaaa doin' 90 'cause I wanna

I'm getting high like I said it with some chocolate thai

mixed with some indonesia watch me fly

And even though I know the cops behind me

hit the weed and uh I continue doing 90 (Biotch)

will I get caught another ticket get to kick it in court

Fuck the law give a shit I'm even worse than before

I know they wanna see a nigga buried

but I ain't worried still throwing these thangs

got me locked in these chains

and hey nigga what the fuck is you wailin' 'bout

soon as I hit the cell I'll be bailin' out

And when I hit the streets I'm in a rush to ball

I'm screaming Thug Life nigga fuck y'all

[Repeat of intro] 

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(Revamped)

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