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Legend of the Black Scorpion

(American title)

Aka The Banquet (Ye yan)

Chinese wuxia drama film directed by Xiaogang Feng, 2006

A luxurious martial arts spectacle and lavishly produced, visually sumptuous period film that brings the story of Hamlet to the Ten Kingdoms era of Chinese history. Starring Ziyi Zhang as the seductive yet wrathful Empress Wan, You Ge as Emperor Li,  Daniel Wu as Prince Wu Luan and  Xun Zhou as Qing Nu.

 

 

A loose adaptation of Hamlet, The Night Banquet is set in an empire in chaos. The Emperor, the Empress, the Crown Prince, the Minister and the General all have their own enemies they would like to finish off at a night banquet.

In 907 AD, the Tang Dynasty is in tatters; infighting snarls the imperial family. Crown Prince Wu Luan loves Little Wan, but his father takes her as his Empress. Wu Luan goes into exile, studying dance and music. His uncle murders his father, taking throne and Empress; uncle sends assassins to kill Wu Luan. The Crown Prince eludes death and comes to court. The Emperor arranges for Little Wan's coronation and dispatches Wu Luan to a distant land; he then calls for a midnight banquet on the 100th day of his rule. Poison, treachery, Wu Luan's return, and the love of the innocent Qing for Wu Luan set up the final entanglements. No Fortinbras or Horatio lay the dead to rest. Written by jhailey@hotmail.com.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0465676

The Legend of Black Scorpion was Hong Kong’s 2006 submission for Best Foreign Film at the Academy Awards. China submitted The Curse of the Golden Flower.

In the Graveyard

Nina Hagen - Auf´m Friedhof "Live" Live aus der Westfalenhalle 1978

Auf'm Friedhof

Kleiner Vampi!

Auf unserem Friedhof liegen wir zwei in der Stille

In der Stille

Da gibt's kein Fromms und keine Pille, in der Stille

Und wir beissen

In weisse Hälse bis sie bluten, bis sie bluten

Und wir saufen

Die Kandidaten über 'n Haufen, über 'n Haufen.

Blut Blut Blut

Blut tut gut

Tod Tod Tod

Tod tut Not

"Ich will nicht sterben"

Peace Peace Peace

Peace im Verliess

"Jesus!? ... Hier ist Nina!"

Kleiner Vampi!

Auf unserem Friedhof sind wir happy, sind wir happy

Mein Gerippe

Ist ja so sexy wenn ich strippe, mein Gerippe

Der Teufel kommt, er hilft uns auf, und sagt uns

"Gott ist tot

The Lord ist fort

Gott ist tot

The Lord ist fort

Gott ist tot

The Lord ist fort

Gott ist tot

The Lord ist fort"

Jawoll

Gott ist tot

In the Graveyard

Little Vampire!

In our graveyard we both lay in the silence

In the silence,

There are no Fromms (=condom brand) and no pills, in the silence

And we bite

in white necks until they bleed, until they bleed

and we suck

the candidates over a heap, over a heap

Blood, blood, blood

Blood does good

Death, death, death,

Death is needed

"I don't want to die."

Peace, peace, peace

Peace in the oubliette

"Jesus? Here is Nina!"

Little Vampire!

In our graveyard we are happy, we are happy

My skeleton

is so sexy when I strip, my skeleton

The Devil comes, he helps us out, and tells us

"God is dead

The Lord is gone

God is dead

The Lord is gone

God is dead

The Lord is gone

God is dead

The Lord is gone"

That's right.

God is dead! 

Obnoxious Critters From Hell

praying chihuahua zen dog

The hell of living next to a dog that won't stop barking: Nothing can excuse the neighbour who cruelly killed a yapping terrier, but as more families are driven to distraction, what can be done to stop them?

• Pilot sentenced for drowning a dog because he was fed up with it barking
• Constant exposure to sound of barking really can induce extreme distress
• The most common reason for dogs barking are boredom and loneliness

By Guy Walters, 22 May 2015

You can picture the scene. The sun has finally come out, and the weather looks set fair. You dig out your shorts, dust down the barbecue, and plan to spend the day outside. But then, just as you settle down on your creaky sun lounger, your peace is shattered.

It’s the dog next door, and it’s barking. Not just a few woofs, but an incessant and high-pitched yapping.

Perhaps it will soon stop, you think, but it does not. In fact, it barks for a further four hours until its owner gets home, by which time your day in the sun has been ruined.

But what makes it worse is that you know it is going to happen all over again tomorrow, and the day after that. And as the dog is a border terrier with a life expectancy of 15 years, it could well be another decade until the yapping finally stops...

Such a situation will be familiar to many who read yesterday of the dreadful case of Stephen Woodhouse, 52, a pilot for Flybe who lives in Long Buckby, Northamptonshire.

This week, Woodhouse was sentenced to 12 weeks in jail, suspended for two years, for cruelly drowning his neighbour’s dog in a bucket because he was fed up with hearing it barking from ‘morning until night’.

‘I’d reached my wits’ end,’ Woodhouse told police officers. ‘All I could think of was that the noise had to stop. It was driving me bloody mad... so I stuck it in the bucket until it stopped moving. I never thought of the consequences.’

Of course, nothing can ever begin to excuse Woodhouse’s shockingly vicious crime, which has rightly appalled animal lovers across the country.

But even those utterly sickened by his cruelty will recognise that barking dogs can drive neighbours to distraction.

So why do pets elicit such extreme reactions? Why do dogs bark? And what can owners do to stop them?

Why does barking drive us mad?

Constant exposure to the sound of barking really can induce extreme physical and psychological distress.

The reason for this lies in your autonomic nervous system (ANS), which controls core body functions such as your heart rate and breathing.

When you hear a sudden, sharp noise, the sound waves are transmitted to the brain, which interprets them as a potential threat.

The brain then sends signals to the ANS, and we start to feel tense — leading, typically, to an increased heart rate and higher blood pressure.

If a dog barks once or twice, there is no harm done. Our heart rate and blood pressure return to normal. But if the noise is continual, every time that dog barks, your ANS repeatedly fires up, and this starts to have an impact on your endocrine system, which is the collection of glands that release hormones throughout your body.

Your brain tells the adrenal glands to release adrenaline, which is the hormone that prepares your body either to take flight or fight in the face of any threat.

In addition, the pituitary gland can release the hormone called corticotropin, which in turn causes the adrenal cortex to release corticosteroids, which make your body more sensitive to the effects of all that adrenaline.

By now, instead of lying back and wondering how many sausages you are going to burn on the barbecue, you are a cocktail of hormones that is causing you not only to feel anxious, but also immensely angry.

Stephen Woodhouse appears to be the first neighbour in Britain to have been driven to going to the horrific extreme of killing a barking dog, but there have been similar incidents abroad.

Last year, in Washington State in the U.S., banker David Latham, 55, leaned over a fence and shot dead his neighbour’s corgi puppy.
 

What are dogs howling about?

They are vocal for any number of reasons. They might feel threatened, excited, keen to play, hungry... but the most common reasons are boredom and loneliness.

Dogs are sociable creatures, and if their waking hours are spent without human company, they voice their anxiety.

Take the case of Patricia Stephenson, of Ealing, West London, who shut her two boxers outside all day, or would leave them home alone all night.

‘On Friday nights she used to go out and not come home, and those dogs would bark all night and they would keep me awake for hours,’ said one neighbour. ‘It wasn’t fair to those dogs as they were getting lonely.’

No fewer than 22 neighbours complained about the noise — and Mrs Stephenson was given a two-year conditional discharge and ordered to pay more than £3,800 in fines and costs after admitting breaches of a noise reduction order.

The truth is that more and more of us have working lifestyles which make us unsuitable to be dog owners. It is simply not fair to leave these creatures alone for hours.

Dogs also bark when their territory is threatened — when the doorbell goes, or someone approaches the house.

The over-riding reason for their bark is to attract attention — whether to get their owners to relieve the tedium, tell the world there’s someone coming and to frighten him off, to shout out ‘I love going for a walk’, or to announce that they need to answer the call of nature.

The problem is that, over the centuries, humans have bred a loud bark into domestic pets because it made them better guard dogs.

Which breeds are the worst?

Dogs rated the worst offenders are Yorkshire Terriers, Cairn Terriers, Border Terriers, Miniature Schnauzers, West Highland Terriers, Fox Terriers and Beagles, whereas those less likely to yap away all day are retrievers, collies, Old English sheepdogs and Great Danes.

The smaller the dog, the more likely it is to bark continually. Bigger dogs may bark more loudly — up to 120 decibels (the equivalent of a rock concert or jet engine) in the case of a Great Dane at full blast — but it is the high pitch and relentless nature of barking by smaller breeds that do the real damage.

That’s why an unemployed man from West Heath in Birmingham became so incensed by the barking of his neighbour’s tiny Yorkshire Terrier cross, that he recorded it and played it back loudly at 3am — only to be sentenced to a 12-month community order himself.

How can you keep your pooch quiet?

First consider getting your dog company in the form of a dog walker or a sitter when you are away. Although this can be expensive, it may well be cheaper than the type of fines you can face if your dog continues to bark.

Some people consider buying a second dog to keep the first dog company, but this is not a reliable way to stop dogs barking, as was the case with Mrs Stephenson of Ealing. Your neighbours may end up having to endure twice the noise as the two set each other off!

Second, make sure that your dog has plenty of exercise and enough to eat. A well-fed, physically tired dog is much more likely to be a quiet dog.

If it’s dark, leave a light on — and consider leaving on a TV or radio, as the sound of humans, even recorded voices, is known to make dogs more relaxed.

So can you train them to be silent?

Yes, but it takes a lot of effort and a huge amount of patience. Ideally, you need to start training a dog as young as possible, but it’s never too late. Speak to your vet for advice.

To understand the difficulties, you have to get inside the mind of a dog. When a dog watching from a window barks at every passer-by in the street, it is doing so to deter them from approaching the house.

When each of these people then walks on down the street, the dog — unaware they were going to carry on walking anyway — thinks its policy has worked and therefore barks at the next person.

Likewise, when dogs bark to get attention, most owners shout ‘shut up’ — giving them the very attention they crave, and encouraging them to bark even more.

In the first case, the answer is to shut the animal out of all rooms in which it can watch passers-by.

In the second, it is to ignore the dog when it is barking, turn your back on it, walk away and reward it with attention (and a treat) only when it stops.

It will eventually learn that barking deprives it of attention. But this can take the patience of a saint. If you give in too early and shout at it or look at it even after an hour of incessant barking, it will think its barking has worked — and next time could go on for an hour-and-a-half.

Are anti-barking collars cruel?

Before buying anti-barking gadgets, owners could try muzzles which make barking more difficult by restricting the opening of the dog’s mouth, or gently put their hand around a small dog’s snout while it is barking.

Anti-bark collars — which can sense vibration in the throat and spray citronella (dogs hate it) with each bark, or which emit ultrasound or give a electric shock — are unfair because they confuse dogs and can inflict pain, which might cause them to bark more.

Savage surgery

The most drastic step some owners take is to ‘devocalise’ their pet — surgically cut their vocal cords, a procedure called ‘ventriculo-cordectomy’ — which is illegal in Britain.

It is cruel not just because it removes the animal’s primary means of communication, but also because it can cause infections and leave animals with respiratory problems, chronic coughing and gagging.

What’s the law?

A neighbour driven to distraction should first talk to the owner, but if it goes on, contact Environmental Health.

Owners can be served with a Statutory Notice under the Environmental Protection Act 1990, which gives them 21 days to stop the barking.

If, after this, your dog fails to comply, you could face prosecution and, if convicted, a fine of up to £5,000 — and further fines of up to £500 for each day on which the offence continues. Your dog is likely to be taken away.

Steep fines are more common than you might think. Last year, a Hampshire couple were fined over £1,700 after their bichon frises barked more than 150 times in just 51 minutes.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3092039/The-hell-living-dog-won-t-stop-barking-excuse-neighbour-cruelly-killed-yapping-terrier-families-driven-distraction-stop-then.html
 

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Flybe pilot drowned neighbour's border terrier

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Dog barking: How to deal with an incessantly barking dog

 

Jacques Henri Lartigue

In A Broken Dream

By Australian rock band Python Lee Jackson

Written in the 1960s by the group's keyboard player and singer, Dave Keith Bentley

Featuring Rod Stewart filling in for the original singer

Every day I spend my time
Drinkin' wine, feelin' fine
Waitin' here to find the sign
That I can understand - yes I am

In the days between the hours
Ivory towers, bloody flowers
Push their heads into the air
I don't care if I ever know - there I go

Don't push your love too far
Your wounds won't leave a scar
Right now is where you are
In a broken dream

Did someone bow their head?
Did someone break the bread?
Good people are in bed
Before nine o'clock

On the pad before my eyes
Paper cries, tellin' lies
The promises you gave
From the grave of a broken heart, hmm

Every day I spend my time
Drinkin' wine, feelin' fine
Waitin' here to find the sign
That I can understand - yes I am

I sit here in my lonely room
Don't push your love too far
You know your wounds won't even leave a scar
Right now is where you are
In a broken dream
And don't you forget what I say - hoo, hoo
Ivory towers, bloody flowers... 

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