My Wife's A Psychopath!

The Toy Dolls

Sharon Needles Hail Satan - Flaunt by Gitte Meldgaard

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night

Could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?

A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek and mild?

I faced the wrath of a psychopath and a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she weren't the one for me

But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony

She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"

But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe... ferociously

[Chorus:]

My wife's a psychopath

Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom

My wife's a psychopath

Aooeee

My wife's a psychopath

Always on the warpath

After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black and blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars

She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!

She yelled and squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence

I smashed her face in, just in case, coz I hate violence... it's not for me

[Chorus]

[Chorus]

She's a psychopath

Psycho, psycho, she's a bleedin' psycho

Psycho, psycho, she's a bleedin' psycho

Psycho, psycho, she's a bleedin' psycho

Psycho, psycho, she's a bleedin' psycho

...

Shirly Kilpatrick of the Astounding She Monster (1957)